tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31872837185771152412024-03-13T04:15:38.742-04:00Obvious DouchebagYou know one when you see one.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger246125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-55125859651746975922009-05-27T15:38:00.007-04:002009-05-28T15:51:14.618-04:00How to Douche a LadyThis is Electrik Red. Their album is called <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Lady-Vol-1/dp/B001SMC91C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1243453180&sr=1-1"><span style="font-style:italic;">How to Be a Lady</span></a>. . .<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc0LEa__8HaLjaE9Rs5t_3j0XrRyDs7qEm8ZNifb0urXyNeWM1qNU5CyV9o1kzTvBq2UehRB2CznIAzk9LxX8wQF6YD8ZTz24rPx2HuLCQtObABCa5bDFemb4iSEm_Mt3e8ZzueyZlwZc/s400/electrikhouseLO.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc0LEa__8HaLjaE9Rs5t_3j0XrRyDs7qEm8ZNifb0urXyNeWM1qNU5CyV9o1kzTvBq2UehRB2CznIAzk9LxX8wQF6YD8ZTz24rPx2HuLCQtObABCa5bDFemb4iSEm_Mt3e8ZzueyZlwZc/s400/electrikhouseLO.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Here's a tip: try pants.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-26420499199859050212009-05-22T13:27:00.003-04:002009-05-22T13:34:31.973-04:00Douchey MooreI've got nothing against Mandy Moore, but let me be perfectly clear. . .<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/mandy-moore-amanda-leigh-album-cover-500x500.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/mandy-moore-amanda-leigh-album-cover-500x500.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />. . .if this is some Sasha Fierce shit, I am ready, willing, and able to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heaNukZkEMg">do the Heisman on that ho</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-7052332730840618762009-05-21T13:11:00.006-04:002009-05-21T13:34:22.424-04:00Take Some Time to Enjoy the DoucheThis clip is awesome, and the nice weather outside has put me in a good mood. . .<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FSra-McRZEc&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FSra-McRZEc&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />. . .so, I'm just gonna let Jesse "The Body" Ventura's <a href="http://www.nndb.com/people/711/000022645/gallagher-maddest.jpg">Gallagher 'do</a> slide right by me. Nope, not gonna mention it at all.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-4010085554083590222009-04-17T14:14:00.002-04:002009-04-17T14:16:42.907-04:00A Douchestorm Is Approaching!Suck on it, NOM. . .<br /><br /><table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/'>The Colbert Report</a></td><td style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; text-align:right; font-weight:bold;'>Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/224789/april-16-2009/the-colbert-coalition-s-anti-gay-marriage-ad'>The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px 5px 0px 5px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none; font-weight:bold;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/'>colbertnation.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed style='display:block' src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:224789' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/full-episodes'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td><td style='padding:3px; width:33%;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/03/23/breaking-colbert-wins-nasas-node-3-naming-contest/'>NASA Name Contest</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br />Suck on it twice, Mormons.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-73200455042330647692009-04-09T12:59:00.002-04:002009-04-09T13:07:07.984-04:00Douche Your Motherdouching MySpace!This may be my new favorite song...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d60ffZ6U0OU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d60ffZ6U0OU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />...or the worst thing I've ever heard. I can't decide.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-47652346071549804062009-04-08T15:29:00.002-04:002009-04-08T15:40:21.135-04:00Douchebags for MarriageThe only storm that's gathering is the HUGE cloud of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8OPxZvCAuw">Massengil</a> this ad is generating...<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wp76ly2_NoI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wp76ly2_NoI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-83694759746485241262009-04-07T09:55:00.005-04:002009-04-07T10:15:36.270-04:00Obvious Douchebag Alert: JesusophileSpeaking of vaginas...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-2dtAun06c&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-2dtAun06c&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />There are only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295178/quotes">and the Dutch.</a> But it's good to know America doesn't have the monopoly on inarticulate, misogynistic fundies, yeah? Progress!<br /><br />Here's to you, Jesusophile: I can't remember the last time I found any one thing <span style="font-weight:bold;">SO</span> offensive. I was going to pull out some choice quotes, but really the entire thing is a master class in Advanced Jackassness. If your jaw hasn't dropped by the 0:50 mark, the love of God is not in you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-78072141104225540972009-04-06T11:49:00.003-04:002009-04-06T11:56:27.956-04:00Douche in AdvertisingTake your broke ass to the jewelry store, buy some pearls, and get ready to clutch them...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WAk77Kr_OwQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WAk77Kr_OwQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I saw this for the first time yesterday at a friend's house and it <span style="font-style:italic;">almost</span> got by me. Aren't there censors for this sort of thing?! Though it is, admittedly, a step up from <a href="http://gawker.com/5198339/pubic-hair-metaphors-have-gone-too-far">this gem</a>...<br /><br />Well, if Google AdSense didn't think this was a feminine hygiene blog before, it certainly will now.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-65248286119252658902009-04-03T18:42:00.001-04:002009-04-03T18:46:11.964-04:00"Douchebaggery 101"<a href="http://current.com/topics/88794117/sarah_haskins/new/0.htm">Sarah Haskins</a> did all the work for me. All I had to do was copy the embed code...<br /><br /><object width="400" height="342"><br /><param name="movie" value="http://current.com/e/89939735/en_US"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://current.com/e/89939735/en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="342" wmode="transparent" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-44231810980991466282009-04-02T15:35:00.002-04:002009-04-02T15:38:25.280-04:00They Don't Douche Us, We Douche ThemWhat else can I say? Glenn Beck is fucking <span style="font-style:italic;">crazy</span>...<br /><br /><table style='font:11px arial; color:#333; background-color:#f5f5f5' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='360' height='353'><tbody><tr style='background-color:#e5e5e5' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px;'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/'>The Colbert Report</a></td><td style='padding:2px; text-align:right'>Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c</td></tr><tr style='height:14px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:2px;' colspan='2'><a target='_blank' style='color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/223279/march-31-2009/the-10-31-project'>The 10/31 Project</a></td></tr><tr style='height:14px; background-color:#353535' valign='middle'><td colspan='2' style='padding:2px; width:360px; overflow:hidden; text-align:right'><a target='_blank' style='color:#96deff; text-decoration:none' href='http://www.comedycentral.com'>comedycentral.com</a></td></tr><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><embed src='http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:223279' width='360' height='301' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='window' allowFullscreen='true' flashvars='autoPlay=false' allowscriptaccess='always' allownetworking='all' bgcolor='#000000'></embed></td></tr><tr style='height:18px;' valign='middle'><td style='padding:0px;' colspan='2'><table style='margin:0px; text-align:center' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100%' height='100%'><tr valign='middle'><td style='padding:3px;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/full-episodes'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a></td><td style='padding:3px;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://www.indecisionforever.com'>Political Humor</a></td><td style='padding:3px;'><a target='_blank' style='font:10px arial; color:#333; text-decoration:none;' href='http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/03/23/breaking-colbert-wins-nasas-node-3-naming-contest/'>NASA Name Contest</a></td></tr></table></td></tr></tbody></table>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-72239700811754625482009-04-01T16:42:00.002-04:002009-04-01T16:46:08.392-04:00The Douce, the Douche, the Douce Is on Fire!Is <span style="font-style:italic;">this</span> why people in Jersey aren't allowed to pump their own gas? Tell the truth and shame the devil!<br /><br /><script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=dom&vid=/video/us/2009/04/01/liu.man.catches.on.fire.kpho" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-78127931402638845292009-03-27T10:13:00.003-04:002009-03-27T10:19:52.005-04:00The Lonely DouchebagIf there were words to articulate just how much I hate this song, I'm sure they'd be too vulgar to print...<br /><br /><div style="width:300px;"><object width="300" height="110"><param name="movie" value="http://media.imeem.com/m/DkUt5lGN9o/aus=false/"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://media.imeem.com/m/DkUt5lGN9o/aus=false/" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="300" height="110" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><div style="background-color:#E6E6E6;padding:1px;"><div style="float:left;padding:4px 4px 0 0;"><a href="http://www.imeem.com/"><img src="http://www.imeem.com/embedsearch/E6E6E6/" border="0" /></a></div><form method="post" action="http://www.imeem.com/embedsearch/" style="margin:0;padding:0;"><input type="text" name="EmbedSearchBox" /><input type="submit" value="Search" style="font-size:12px;" /><div style="padding-top:3px;"><a href="http://www.imeem.com/ads/banneradclick.ashx?ep=0&ek=DkUt5lGN9o" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://www.imeem.com/ads/bannerad/152/10/" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.imeem.com/ads/banneradclick.ashx?ep=1&ek=DkUt5lGN9o" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://www.imeem.com/ads/bannerad/153/10/" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.imeem.com/ads/banneradclick.ashx?ep=2&ek=DkUt5lGN9o" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://www.imeem.com/ads/bannerad/154/10/" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.imeem.com/ads/banneradclick.ashx?ep=3&ek=DkUt5lGN9o" rel="nofollow" ><img src="http://www.imeem.com/ads/bannerad/155/10/DkUt5lGN9o/" border="0" /></a></div></form></div></div><br/><a href="http://www.imeem.com/10deepnyc/music/hfJ2P4jc/kid-cudi-day-n-nite/">Day N Nite - KiD CuDi</a><br /><br />I never thought I'd think, "Man, this could really use some auto-tune," but Kid Cudi proved me wrong. I'd rather he sound like a robot (read: everyone else in hip-hop right now) than a valium addict. Next!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-7003874826829063342009-03-24T21:23:00.003-04:002009-03-24T21:28:52.721-04:00I See A Douche In Your FutureMiss Cleo <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-0324misscleo,0,562556.story?page=1">announces that she is a Lesbian</a>; failed to see that nobody would care.<br /><br />Easy now.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c3ABE3wvxzA&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c3ABE3wvxzA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11418251068385582750noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-32715391919079954512009-03-24T10:14:00.003-04:002009-03-24T10:34:32.668-04:00Obvious Douchebag Alert: Tammy BruceThis <a href="http://gawker.com/5177088/whoopi-goldberg-to-fashion-critic-kiss-my-ass">anonymous bitch</a> right <span style="font-style:italic;">here</span>...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K3QZ7ljo3fo&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K3QZ7ljo3fo&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Funny she's <span style="font-weight:bold;">SO</span> confounded by the idea of "talking like a white person," but she can pick up on a "black" accent like <span style="font-style:italic;">that</span>... Heifer, please!<br /><br />Thanks (and I use the term loosely) to Raina for sending this our way. We consider Tammy Bruce's level of douchebaggery to be severe and highly contagious. Prolonged exposure could lead poorly feigned indignation and delusions of relevance. ("David After Dentist"? Really?)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-45241251630019122242009-03-23T10:13:00.005-04:002009-03-23T14:19:01.281-04:00Fighting Douchebags with DouchebagsMTV has an important message for our nation's youth: violence <del>only begets more violence</del> is the solution to all your problems!<br /><br /><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:351903" width="512" height="319" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashVars="configParams=vid%3D351903%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A351903%26startUri={startUri}" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="."></embed><div style="margin:0;text-align:center;width:500px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/" style="color:#439CD8;" target="_blank">MTV Shows</a></div><br /><br />Am I the only one who remembers when cagefighting was something you had to order on pay-per-view/show ID to rent at Blockbuster? Well, grab the kids and pop some popcorn 'cause now it's primetime television (and <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/032009dnmetcagefolo.3cd76bd.html">an after-school activity</a> if you live in Dallas)...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/bully_beatdown/series.jhtml">Bully Beatdown</a> lets victims of bullying throw their tormentors into the ring against professional MMA fighters. Because giving sociopaths a taste of the pain they inflict on others is a <span style="font-weight:bold;">GREAT</span> idea, right?<br /><br />*crickets*<br /><br />Stay classy, America!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-22736909853912969732009-03-12T11:24:00.002-04:002009-03-12T11:29:30.522-04:00808s and DouchebagsRiddle me this, Batman...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yTgXCvOY7Po&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yTgXCvOY7Po&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Was Kanye West on American Idol <span style="font-style:italic;">specifically</span> to show the kids you don't need vocal skill to be a chart-topping singer? 'Cause Britney Spears covered that shit <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bsniYwSaWg">about 10 years ago</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-86346607715205061112009-03-10T20:38:00.003-04:002009-03-10T20:45:48.294-04:00Smoking DouchiesI once called someone "triflin'" and they didn't know what I meant...<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1903120&fullscreen=1" width="480" height="360" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true"/><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1903120&fullscreen=1"/><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1903120&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="360" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div><br /><br />Raina, I should sue you for bringing this into my life. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TiJxEjIXRw">I'm pressin' charges!</a><br /><br />It's all cute and funny now, but I promise you he'll be back on YouTube in 5 years teaching you how to smoke crack out of a coke can. What then, people, what then?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-50219471985579657182009-03-05T15:53:00.005-05:002009-03-05T16:08:23.798-05:00Obvious Douchebag Alert: Code OMFG!!!You already know...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://thepeoplesnews.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chris-brown-jv251.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 440px; height: 436px;" src="http://thepeoplesnews.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/chris-brown-jv251.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />In case you missed it, Chris Brown was charged with 2 felonies related to Rihanna's assault on Grammy night.<br /><br />According to L.A. Police Detective DeShon Andrews statement:<br /><br /><blockquote>A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.</blockquote><br /><br />And that was just the warm-up... I'm a bit squeamish, so if you want to read the rest, you'll need to <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/05/chris.brown.charged/index.html">click here</a>.<br /><br />Everybody and their mother's auntie's neighbor has been screaming their opinion on this mess the past few weeks. But seeing as Mr. Lovey Dovey Kiss Kiss hasn't ponied up any bruises and bite marks of his own, I think they need to put that little bastard in jail, end of.<br /><br />But like they say, every dark cloud has a silver lining. And I think the one good thing to come out of all this mess is the fact that I no longer think Chris Brown and Ne-Yo are the same person.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-22955685552210953172009-03-05T14:06:00.010-05:002009-03-05T16:06:53.109-05:00The Douche DressI swear on everything, I was watching America's Next Top Model last night (I'm pro-<a href="http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/b/j/1/Top-Model-Aminat.jpg">Aminat</a>, btw), looked at myself on the couch under a blanket, and thought "It'd be kind of a cool avant-garde, entirely impratical, couture-y thing if someone made a dress like this." I'm paraphrasing.<br /><br />Regardless, it looks like your grandma has been busy lately: guess what I just saw on <a href="http://jezebel.com/5164926/better-than-a-snuggie">Jezebel</a>...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blogs.sun.com/lskrocki/resource/couch-dress.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://blogs.sun.com/lskrocki/resource/couch-dress.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />First off, I'd just like to say <span style="font-weight:bold;">$349?? HELL, NAH!</span> Secondly, so there's no confusion, my blanket isn't <span style="font-style:italic;">nearly</span> that tacky. And, finally, who do I need to contact to receive my royalty checks?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-71116118231666288042009-03-04T14:59:00.001-05:002009-03-04T15:01:16.253-05:00Douchebags on IceBarack Obama does not care about Tanya Harding...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BNgeWDir404&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BNgeWDir404&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />...and who the fuck does?<br /><br />This video is a whole bunch of "wtf?" wrapped up in some "bitch, please!" with a side of "oh, word?" But it <span style="font-style:italic;">does</span> give me an excuse to throw this up:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I11w-rl6iaY&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I11w-rl6iaY&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-47376954543438601122009-03-04T13:40:00.005-05:002009-03-04T14:19:46.038-05:00A Woman a Douche Walked ByI've been waiting for someone to leak this for days now...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jg-Fh9oaVR8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jg-Fh9oaVR8&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I'm not a fairweather fan or anything, I just didn't want to <a href="http://www.7digital.com/stores/productDetail.aspx?shop=1&pid=394225">drop the money on the single</a> when I'm already going to buy the album when it comes out. That's fair, right?<br /><br />I dig the song, but it sounds to me more like her collaboration with Josh Homme on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Desert-Sessions-9-10/dp/B0000C5RO8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1236192384&sr=1-1">Desert Sessions 9 & 10</a> than her last album with John Parish. Curiouser and curiouser... Maybe this is a sign I should give up my hopes for "<a href="http://www.imeem.com/people/7y8um0J/music/6pDjaUuz/john-parish-pj-harvey-city-of-no-sun/">City of No Sun</a> pt. 2." I'll bet my Freshman-year roommate doesn't miss <span style="font-style:italic;">that</span> song. Which is cool; I don't miss him.<br /><br />Regardless, <span style="font-style:italic;">A Woman A Man Walked By</span> comes out March 31. In related news, don't fucking bother me on March 31.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-16911893819684293092009-03-02T19:19:00.002-05:002009-03-02T19:27:17.616-05:00Extended Doucheout for AIGRemember last year when we (taxpayers) bought an 80% stake in AIG to the tune of a $150B bailout? They just posted a $61.7B loss. FOR THE QUARTER. And you thought subprime mortgages were a bad investment<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20090302&t=2&i=8475229&w=192&r=2009-03-02T191015Z_01_BTRE5211H9700_RTROPTP_0_AIG-COMMODITIES"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 192px; height: 152px;" src="http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20090302&t=2&i=8475229&w=192&r=2009-03-02T191015Z_01_BTRE5211H9700_RTROPTP_0_AIG-COMMODITIES" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />But that's ok AIG. Here's another <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/ousiv/idUSN0134457520090302">THIRTY BILLION DOLLARS</a>. You're welcome.<br /><br />This country is being shot out of a cannon right into a brick wall. The most lucrative investment available as of this post is the 6-pack of Chicken McNuggets extra value meal.Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11418251068385582750noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-53171095936315982642009-03-02T18:16:00.003-05:002009-03-02T18:27:50.561-05:00Douchey PlaygroundLace up your Doc Martens, kids, it's the mid-90s all over again. And I'm not just talking about <a href="http://gawker.com/5163034/stocks-kick-off-mid+90s-throwback-tour">the Dow</a>...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/M/Marcy_Playground/Marcy.Playground.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 440px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/M/Marcy_Playground/Marcy.Playground.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Remember those guys? Of course you don't. Regardless, <a href="http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/music/amfm/blog/2009/03/marcy_playground_gears_up_for.html">Marcy Playground is releasing a new album</a>. "Leaving Wonderland in a Fit of Rage" is due out in June.<br /><br />Good luck getting "Sex and Candy" out of your head.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-49691287417678106402009-02-27T11:03:00.004-05:002009-02-27T22:38:05.578-05:00Douche It on the AlcoholI've always been a big fan of music videos, which is why <a href="http://obviousdouchebag.blogspot.com/2009/02/we-gettin-douchebag-money.html">the events of the past two days</a> are hurting my heart...<br /><br /><object width="448" height="374"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhs25Z2Pe2JNK06uEv" /> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="quality" value="high" /> <embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhs25Z2Pe2JNK06uEv" quality="high" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullscreen="true" width="448" height="374"></embed> </object><br /><br />The video for Jamie Foxx's new (and <span style="font-style:italic;">terrible</span>) single "Blame It on the Alcohol" features Jake Gyllenhaal and Ron Howard... because that makes sense. The first person to Crank Dat Brokeback and/or Opie on YouTube is my new best friend. Get on it!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3187283718577115241.post-55533681924405995522009-02-26T20:49:00.002-05:002009-02-26T20:54:56.293-05:00HypocridoucheJerry Seinfeld is <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118000589.html?categoryid=10&cs=1">executive producing a new reality series.</a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jerry_seinfeld2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 470px; height: 332px;" src="http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jerry_seinfeld2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />The series is about celebrities resolving people's marriage issues. Who better to help people resolve their marriage issues than the man who dated a 17 year old in his thirties before eventually finding his current wife, who had just returned from her honeymoon when she met him, promptly divorcing her husband. Not that there's anything wrong with that.Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11418251068385582750noreply@blogger.com0