Z-list celebrities are tying the knot like it's going out of style. Hey, whatever it takes to stay relevant these days . . .
KFC American Idol-winner Ruben Staddard
married Surata Zuri McCants in his hometown of Birmingham, Alabama. All I have to say is I hope homegirl is a "top," or this will probably be your first and last glimpse of her. Call me mean if you want to, but I still haven't forgiven him for
Sorry 2004. And I never will.
Over in Yosemite Valley, California, SNL-alum Chris Kattan jumped the broom with some model I've never heard of. I guess you
can have the Mango, after all.
I wasn't gonna talk shit about them, but the chick's name is Sunshine Tutt. Surata McCants, and neither can I.
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