Me, in about a Week

Zachary Schreiber was blasting Mariah Carey out of his car window at a stop light when a certain William Greenman pulled up alongside and expressed his distaste for Schreiber and his choice of music. Blah blah jibber jabber clang clang clang, Schreiber threw a beer bottle at Greenman and hit Christine Bec (the girl driving the car Greenman was in) in the side of the head.



Hey, it's like that sometimes. This bud's for you, Zach:

Fool Me Twice

Okay, there was nothing she could do about the soda fountain acting up . . .


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But the slipping? She ain't know the floor was wet? Come on, now.

No, No, No

I'm sorry, but I really couldn't come up with a better title than that.


Amy Winehouse was slated to give her first-ever Grammy performance this year. But because of a leaked video of the brassy-voiced Brit smoking crack, she now can't leave the country.

Well, today it was confirmed that Wino will be given a second-chance of sorts and her performance will be broadcast via satellite.


Good for her and everything, but they know they don't need to be pulling ol' girl out of rehab all willynilly. Anyone who was going to buy the album already has; it doesn't really need anymore promotion.

'Tis the Season to be Tipsy

Last year, my old roommate in Baltimore alerted me to the existence what I like to call the greatest thing on Earth: the alcohol holiday gift box. They hit the liquor stores around late October/early November and give you the opportunity to buy someone you love (read: yourself) a bottle of liquor and complementary glassware for the price of the liquor alone. I seriously stocked my cabinets with these things when I was in B-more; I picked up both the Baileys and the Disaronno sets.

This year, I went for Ciroc. Now, I think Baileys and Disaronno are two of the best things ever put in bottles, so the gift boxes were a no-brainer. But Ciroc is an odd duck, a vodka made from grapes rather than grain. Some people hate it, some people love it -- I'm honestly somewhere in the middle.

But I'll tell you what I do love

These martini glasses. ADORABLE

And I was out of vodka anyway.