How to Douche a Lady

This is Electrik Red. Their album is called How to Be a Lady. . .



Here's a tip: try pants.

Douchey Moore

I've got nothing against Mandy Moore, but let me be perfectly clear. . .



. . .if this is some Sasha Fierce shit, I am ready, willing, and able to do the Heisman on that ho.

Take Some Time to Enjoy the Douche

This clip is awesome, and the nice weather outside has put me in a good mood. . .



. . .so, I'm just gonna let Jesse "The Body" Ventura's Gallagher 'do slide right by me. Nope, not gonna mention it at all.