How to Douche a Lady

This is Electrik Red. Their album is called How to Be a Lady. . .



Here's a tip: try pants.

Obvious Douchebag Alert: Jesusophile

Speaking of vaginas...



There are only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. But it's good to know America doesn't have the monopoly on inarticulate, misogynistic fundies, yeah? Progress!

Here's to you, Jesusophile: I can't remember the last time I found any one thing SO offensive. I was going to pull out some choice quotes, but really the entire thing is a master class in Advanced Jackassness. If your jaw hasn't dropped by the 0:50 mark, the love of God is not in you.

"Douchebaggery 101"

Sarah Haskins did all the work for me. All I had to do was copy the embed code...