Náttúra!

There's a new Björk single out. And if it surprises you that this song is dominating my life, why are you even reading this?

It's a real shame "Náttúra" wasn't on Volta; the drums on this track are DEVASTATING. And it blows my mind that Björk's voice is still so powerful after all these years. Good lord, woman.

Best of all, this one's for charity, kids. All the proceeds from the single go to the Náttúra campaign to preserve Iceland's natural landscape. And if you know anything about Iceland's economic situation right now, you know they need all the help they can get.

Click here to hear a little sample of "Náttúra." And if you like what you hear, download it for $0.99 on iTunes; you know the drill.


*Update*



And as an aside, this woman is in her 40s... Icelandic don't crack.

The Obvious Douchebag Guide to Parenting

When I was little, I once got yelled at for doing my best Jessica Rabbit walk in public... but enough about me.

What I'm saying is I appreciate parents who don't shame their sons for being feminine---



But you could at least encourage them to be respectable young ladies and not the next generation of "those girls" at the club. God give me strength.

And the Grammy Goes to...

You know he slaughtered the competition with that eyebrow jig at the end. Get into this.

Breakin' 2: Electric Douchealoo

This is awesome:

ICYMI - 7 Yr. Old Break Dancer On Ellen @ Yahoo! Video

But seriously, what decade is it??

Ultra Douche

God bless the screw-ups at Wal-Mart Canada, and God bless the bloggers at Best Week Ever for reporting on it.





This is indeed a glorious day in Douchedom. We will celebrate with a bottle of Heineken and a shallow bath in Axe body spray.

The bad news is, the website didn't put a ring on it and the listing has since been corrected. But if their previous mix-up with the "feminine spray" is any indication, the Walmart Canada site may in fact be the most interesting thing on the web. Those damn foreigners are always one step ahead, aren't they?

He Could Teach You, But He'd Have to Charge

Just like I love a woman who can help me put together my furniture, few things make me happier than a dude who will dip it, pop it, twerk it, stop it for all of YouTube to see.



That ghostly chill you just felt was his killing you hoes.

If I Were a Douche

The videos for Beyoncé's two new singles -- "If I Were a Boy" and "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" -- dropped today. Which just leaves me with one question...





...why is Baltimore radio still playing "Upgrade U" like that shit just came out? 92Q, you are on notice.



(in other news, good GOD she's pretty)

Thank You for Being a Douche

My day = made



Good night, everybody!

Joe Douchepack!

Drinking games, double-talk, QUEEN LATIFAH... I can find no fault.



Funny, her views on marriage sound an awful like my old Southern Baptist high school...


Of all the Palin parodies they've done thus far (and even as Sarah herself becomes more and more of a self-parody) this one is definitely the best, IMO.

And equal props for calling out Obama/Biden's complete hypocrisy on same-sex rights.


I honestly don't even want to vote this year.