Yes We Douche!

It was announced today that the female version of a hustla' of a of a hustla' will be singing for the Obama's first inaugural dance. The question now is what song will she perform.

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of the great American songbook knows there's only one clear choice...



The mental image you now have of Barack and Michelle patting their weaves and snapping for the kids... you're welcome.

God Douche the U.S.A.

I don't care who's singing it...

God Bless the U.S.A. (Proud to Be an American) - Beyoncé

I hate this fucking song.

Diva Is the Female Version of a Douchebag

I can't let this go by without comment...

Diva (Beyoncé Cover) - Ciara

I had such high hopes for Ciara after "Promise" but those high notes... darling, just sit down.

And I see we're just pretending "Go, Girl" didn't happen. I understand.