Friday, April 17, 2009

A Douchestorm Is Approaching!

Suck on it, NOM. . .

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad
Colbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorNASA Name Contest

Suck on it twice, Mormons.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Douche Your Motherdouching MySpace!

This may be my new favorite song...

...or the worst thing I've ever heard. I can't decide.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Douchebags for Marriage

The only storm that's gathering is the HUGE cloud of Massengil this ad is generating...

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Obvious Douchebag Alert: Jesusophile

Speaking of vaginas...

There are only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. But it's good to know America doesn't have the monopoly on inarticulate, misogynistic fundies, yeah? Progress!

Here's to you, Jesusophile: I can't remember the last time I found any one thing SO offensive. I was going to pull out some choice quotes, but really the entire thing is a master class in Advanced Jackassness. If your jaw hasn't dropped by the 0:50 mark, the love of God is not in you.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Douche in Advertising

Take your broke ass to the jewelry store, buy some pearls, and get ready to clutch them...

I saw this for the first time yesterday at a friend's house and it almost got by me. Aren't there censors for this sort of thing?! Though it is, admittedly, a step up from this gem...

Well, if Google AdSense didn't think this was a feminine hygiene blog before, it certainly will now.

Friday, April 3, 2009

"Douchebaggery 101"

Sarah Haskins did all the work for me. All I had to do was copy the embed code...

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Douce, the Douche, the Douce Is on Fire!

Is this why people in Jersey aren't allowed to pump their own gas? Tell the truth and shame the devil!