Wednesday, May 27, 2009

How to Douche a Lady

This is Electrik Red. Their album is called How to Be a Lady. . .

Here's a tip: try pants.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Douchey Moore

I've got nothing against Mandy Moore, but let me be perfectly clear. . .

. . .if this is some Sasha Fierce shit, I am ready, willing, and able to do the Heisman on that ho.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Take Some Time to Enjoy the Douche

This clip is awesome, and the nice weather outside has put me in a good mood. . .

. . .so, I'm just gonna let Jesse "The Body" Ventura's Gallagher 'do slide right by me. Nope, not gonna mention it at all.