I've Seen This Before...

Is it me, or does this...




...take place in the same weird futurecitynetherworld as this?





(And, now that I think about it, this?)


En Vogue - too gone too long



It's the music video equivalent of the Taco Bell font, I guess.

TMI

Forgive me if this is saying too much...



...but this song gets me wet. Carry on.



(recommendation: listen to it with headphones)

We Need to Talk...

Tina, now you know I've always loved you, and I always will.

But...



...you are doing absolutely too damn much.

Live from New York...

If you were as worried as I was that SNL would start sucking again now that Sarah Palin has been exiled returned home to Alaska, rest easy and breathe deep; everyone's favorite weekend sketch show crushed the competition. Literally.



That impression devastates me every time I watch it (and I've been watching it all day...yes, I have a job). The sound effect at the 0:53 mark--- priceless.

And then, in what I took as 3 giant snaps in a circular motion to the kids on YouTube, Paul Rudd, surprise guest Justin Timberlake, and Beyahweh herself spoofed the "Single Ladies" video to perfection...



"Dance biscuits" sent my soul to the Upper Room. I'm sure I'll see you there.


All gifts from Virgo aside, was this not the GAYEST episode in SNL history? There were no less than 5 sketches that involved dude-on-dude lovin' (and that's not even counting "the dancers" above). I guess we can chalk it up to Prop 8 one way or the other; some people thought the show was trying to parody the homo-panic that helped the proposition pass. But not everyone was feeling it.

I say as long as I laugh...but who the fuck am I? What's your take on the matter?

The No-Douche Zone

I'm not going to make any snarky comments about this. If you've got the time, please give it a view.



(If you really need a laugh, though, check this out. I'm always looking out for you. Fair warning: the third pic left me for dead...)

Náttúra!

There's a new Björk single out. And if it surprises you that this song is dominating my life, why are you even reading this?

It's a real shame "Náttúra" wasn't on Volta; the drums on this track are DEVASTATING. And it blows my mind that Björk's voice is still so powerful after all these years. Good lord, woman.

Best of all, this one's for charity, kids. All the proceeds from the single go to the Náttúra campaign to preserve Iceland's natural landscape. And if you know anything about Iceland's economic situation right now, you know they need all the help they can get.

Click here to hear a little sample of "Náttúra." And if you like what you hear, download it for $0.99 on iTunes; you know the drill.


*Update*



And as an aside, this woman is in her 40s... Icelandic don't crack.

The Obvious Douchebag Guide to Parenting

When I was little, I once got yelled at for doing my best Jessica Rabbit walk in public... but enough about me.

What I'm saying is I appreciate parents who don't shame their sons for being feminine---



But you could at least encourage them to be respectable young ladies and not the next generation of "those girls" at the club. God give me strength.