Monday, March 17, 2008

Is That Donnie Osmond??

That revolving bar on YouTube that shows you what other people are currently watching is the most satanic invention since human sacrifice. Allow me to present Exhibit A:



I don't know why she's invaded my blog either. Bear with me.

I'll say I admire Raven for not pulling a "I'm taking my clothes off because I'm a serious actress" (cf. Lindsay Lohan, Melissa Joan Hart, Alyssa Milano, Jessica Biel, etc); but seriously, how old is she? She's, like, old enough to drink, right? Maybe it's about time she stopped making music directly targeted at 8-year-olds.

1 comment:

Ray.L. said...

First of all...

1. this was one of my mom's favorite songs. it's a remake. and a very poorly made one at that. she turned funk into pop! wtf! she could have at least kept some of that spirit, that energy...

2. i love raven and all, but she needs to stop and learn to make her own music, this isn't the first time that she's remade older songs (check "superstitious" by stevie wonder as a prime example.

3. this song has been raped before, as least jokingly (and at least it was carefully made) by missy elliot in "gossip folks" - you know, that cute video with the kids and the little white girl that dances like a black person.

4. i can't knock on raven's hustle. she sure knows how to market. chic is still making bank off "the cosby show," "hanging with mr. cooper," and her various "raven" ventures. and she's still under contract with disney (check "college road trip"'s success) essence named her "the $400 million dollar" woman and placed her pic on the cover last year. though her people didn't verify the number, you know it's gotta be up there.



alright, that's all i've got, but damn, ray...