Two Ann Arbor girl scouts have decided to stop selling Girl Scout cookies in protest. Apparently the cookies are made with palm oil, the production of which threatens the well-being of endangered orangutans in Indonesia.
I hate to sound unsympathetic, but the monkeys can go fuck. As long as you're wearing that tacky green sash with the flair, it is your civic duty to shill overpriced delicious baked goods to the fat masses of America.
These uppity little chicks are just lucky I don't live in Ann Arbor. I wish somebody would try to get between me and some Do-Si-Dos.