Let's establish a few facts up front:
1) I sometimes watch The View. Something about a morbid curiosity about what mindblowingly ignorant/stupid thing Hasslebeck/Sheppard will say next and just how extreme Whoopi's side-facial will be in response.
2) Denise Richards is a colossal douchebag. The commercials for her new reality show make me half-ill as it is (as the Fug Girls pointed out, dragging your kids through a public, mudslinging divorce and then shacking up with your friend's husband before either of you are legally single is a lot of things, but "Complicated" is not one of them). But the NERVE to say having her kids on television is for the sake of their privacy?? that it was her mother's dying wish?? Bitch, please.
3) I watch Two and a Half Men.