I remember one of my friends describing the American legal system as "guilty until proven rich" when we were in high school. In other news . . .
R. Kelly was acquitted on all counts of child pornography today.
Honest to God, I would've put my money on his getting off if I were a gambling man. But regardless, I'm just sad the trail is over. How am I supposed to breathe with no air, Chicago? I'm sure the lawyers could've drawn this out longer if they'd really tried. I was hoping this drama would at least me carry me through the 4th of July.
What you got, Phil Spector?